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I thought I would share with you HOW TO DO IT Introduced using an M Devices Sterile 1ml (1cc) Luer Slip Syringe ( without needle) Ref: IV180001 and some of the research I have done to date regarding the prostate

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There follows a treatise on the Prostate gland Ejaculatory duct Vas deferens Seminal vesicle and how The prostatic urethra is a conduit for semen and prevents retrograde ejaculation (ie, ejaculation resulting in semen being forced backwards into the bladder) by closing off the bladder neck during sexual climax.

Ejaculation involves a coordinated contraction of many different components, including the smooth muscles of the seminal vesicles, vasa deferentia, ejaculatory ducts, and the ischiocavernosus and bulbocavernosus muscles

The main function of the prostate gland is to secrete an alkaline fluid that comprises approximately 70% of the seminal volume. The secretions produce lubrication and nutrition for the sperm. The alkaline fluid in the ejaculate results in liquefaction of the seminal plug and helps to neutralize the acidic vaginal environment.

The prostate like the sinuses is a poorly perfused gland or organ once infected with bacteria is is likely to cause the swelling that strangles the urethra making it difficult to urinate

Please don't ask your doctor he will just regurgitate what he did or didn't learn at medical school 20 years ago
Creativity and research is completely lacking in western cultures into this subject
You've got to have brains to build boats I am not a qualified doctor or physician only a boat builder - no use asking the majority of the medical profession who are yet to approve anything at all

Hey man boobs it's the prostate vlogger from hell here

In the absence of any innovative advice or cure from modern medicine western or eastern worth laughing at I have this is advice on How to cure your prostate problem in one easy lesson which is my theory and belongs to me copyright Michael N Jessop 2019 All rights reserved

I recently experienced a fungal rash probably picked up on a public toilet ( more likely trousers down in a cesspool on the public toilet floor in the dark pulled up onto my groin afterwards)

Now I get undressed every time for #2 and hang my trousers underpants up to avoid this) Lining the seat with toilet paper is another option to avoid how I got this rash in the first place - you don't know which diseased individual's been sitting on the toilet before you could have been anyone even me!?

The usual daktarin betadine tea tree oil even some bootleg miconazole (nitrate) 7 would not shift this rash on my thigh This was after a SEVERE bout of flu recently which also must have taxed my immune system I was coughing up chronically and have every other ache and pain - even affecting my balance

It is also relevant to mention the disintegration and removal of a bladder stone from my bladder in 2018

Now I have long held the view that so called prostate enlargement is caused by fungal bacterial microbial infection of the prostate which is a primeaval gland that has been with us since the coral reefs like the sinuses it is a Poorly perfused gland or organ that of course produces semen to help the sperm on its way to its destination

If you've got red rubber gloved medical professionals out to chop your manhood out leaving you with erectile dysfunction incontinence and a lifetime of I don't know what listen up

If you were born a woman your prostate would have been a UTERUS for having babies

Feed your body with the female hormone estrogen that stimulates the uterus

I can trace my prostate problems to a lifetime of drinking gallons of milk ( literally) cheese cheddar cheese gorgonzola camembert stilton Jarlsberg Dutch Edam you name it I used to eat mountains of cheese yogurt tons of it all containing estrogen ( not to mention xeno estrogens coming from I don't know where probably inorganic food imbibed by cows owing to fertilised feed much if which we eat ourselves) that continue this assault on our prostate - if you have anything approaching man boobs then you will almost certainly have affected your prostate in the same way

CHOP OUT ALL DAIRY PRODUCTS from your diet would be a very good start because all you are doing is feeding your prostate

I digress I used to do a lot of kayaking sometimes passing through stagnant creeks lakes and canals - I believe this is where the fungal bacterial microbial infection of my prostate occurred - ask any kayaker!?

DIAGRAM A prostate.png
Diagram A shows the path up through your dick that turns right into your prostate before the uninary tract reaches your bladder The good news is that this is the way into your prostate gland to administer over the counter pharmacy medicine such as cheap clone canesten international ( clotrimazole and lamisil ( terbinafine hydrochloride) ( chemists own generic clone tamsil) there are others such as ficunazole and miconazole I have only ever syringed lamisil ( which you are not supposed to take internally ) and canesten or clones thereof - fear not the ladies are doing this all the time using prescription medicine ficunazole and miconazole

It will make you drowsy so don't try driving after doing this

When I had a urinary catheter in to drain the bladder after removal of a golf ball sized bladder stone and chunks of bladder stone and blood clots about the size of a stickleback or anchovy once they had been passed given the size of the catheter I realised that it would be possible to reach the prostate by introducing a thin 1 millilitre syringe ( without the needle) without having to inject through the perineum as the Chinese do ( Dr Song) which can damage or infect the prostate which you don't want

It seems the prostate is not so tightly valved as the bladder the bladder which really has to be watertight to continently pass urine

Not so the prostate it does not expect pressure back up the urinary tract which it gives in to

It is also my belief that as the last stop after the passage and removal of toxins microbes fungus and bacteria from the body via the digestive system that this is also the source of the lifetime assault on our prostate into the prostate via the urinary tract

And this will be the same route we take into the prostate to administer this cream via your dick

What you do is quite simply and harmlessly syringe between half and one millilitre from the end of a tube of Tamsil / canesten and depending on how brave you are

First lubricate the Japs eye on the end of your dick and introduce the skinny 1ml plastic syringe ( also available over the counter from your pharmacist)

Don't use the ones with a needle
Introduced using an M Devices Sterile 1ml (1cc) Luer Slip Syringe ( without needle) Ref: IV180001

Hygiene is paramount so wash and or boil the syringe before and after each time you use it!? Don't worry any cream or tincture is only going to piss or squirt out afterwards so make sure you have evacuated your bowel and bladder beforehand - then squirt it up your dick as far as it will go

Remove the plastic syringe and then cause the cream using a reverse peristaltic effect to go even further by squeezing your dick and the cream further up the urinary tract in this way you are causing the cream to enter your prostate ( and possibly your bladder) harmlessly

The pharmacy medicine leaflet warns of drowsiness

Do this no more often than advised to take the cream externally - once a day in the case of lamisil / Tamsil

No warranties express or implied in this summary all advice is taken at your own risk - I am a boat builder - but I have more brains than most naval architects( sic) but I am not a medical practitioner do not try this at home please do so under medical supervision and advice from your doctor

The result will bring a smile to your face and cure any fungal microbial bacterial infection like I believe it has mine

No responsibility is accepted by the author for variations in the permitted use of medicines described herein governed by federal, state, municipal or other government regulations and restrictions in force and those of our medical profession

Which will probably ensure no change in the way prostate inflammation can be cured for another 20 years

Administer canesten international Lamisil and chemist clone antifungals miconazole using small thin syringe diameter length capacity Insert into end of dick Clotrimazole fluconazole ( Terry White) miconazole urinary tract with bladder valve BBC shut off hopefully into semen ( sperm) tracts and thus administer to prostate

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There follows more notes in no particular order to draw attention to catalyse and inspire the treatment of something that detrimentally affects every other male ( 50% of the male population over the age of 50 and one in 12 between Age 31-40: )

Standard antibiotic treatment + Amikacin

itraconazole

suprapubic transvesical route (STR)!?

To assess the efficacy and safety of anal submucosal injection (ASI) of amikacin in Chronic Bacterial Prostatitis (CBP).ASI could be recommended as a new safe, effective, painless method of antibiotics administration in the treatment of CBP!?

Compared to intramuscular IM

There are several treatment options for an enlarged prostate. You can take alpha-blockers such as terazosin (Hytrin) or tamsulosin (Flomax) to help relax the prostate and bladder muscles. You can also take dutasteride (Avodart) or finasteride (Proscar), a different kind of medication for reducing BPH symptoms.Jan 2, 2018 There are several treatment options for an enlarged prostate. You can take alpha-blockers such as terazosin (Hytrin) or tamsulosin (Flomax) to help relax the prostate and bladder muscles. You can also take dutasteride (Avodart) or finasteride (Proscar), a different kind of medication for reducing BPH symptoms.Jan 2, 2018

Tomatoes. Tomatoes contain a powerful antioxidant called lycopene. ...
Broccoli. ...
Green tea. ...
Legumes and soybeans. ...
Pomegranate juice. ...
Fish.

The oral antifungal drug itraconazole, most commonly used to treat nail fungus, may keep prostate cancer from worsening and delay the need for chemotherapy in men with advanced disease.Jun 2, 2011

Fluconazole 400 mg/day was administered for a total of 8 weeks and then was discontinued. The patient was followed-up for 6 months and no recurrence was observed.

There is even a possibility for UV treatment like water purification Water treat your prostate

Don't feed your prostate

If you were born a woman your prostate would have been a uterus

Any hormone bearing food eg milk and dairy products estrogen in meat and chicken even red wine will have your prostate humming and tightening your crown jewels so you can't peepee or poopoo and in some cases ...... estrogen is the main culprit

Just Google estrogen rich foods and see what you need to avoid

Have a read of all this below stick your head between your legs and kiss your prostate goodbye!?

Eg Are eggs high in estrogen?

Meat, dairy, eggs, highly sprayed conventional produce and soy top the list of the most dangerous foods rich in estrogen to avoid. However, if you have symptoms of estrogendominance there are other foods that contain xenoestrogens that are helpful to leave out of your diet, such as legumes and dried fruit (5).

The Hidden Danger of Foods Rich in Estrogen | Yuri Elkaim

Xenoestrogens are a type of xenohormone that imitates estrogen. They can be either synthetic or natural chemical compounds.

Xenoestrogens are a type of xenohormonethat imitates estrogen. They can be either synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens include some widely used industrial compounds, such as PCBs, BPA, and phthalates, which have estrogenic effects on a living organism even though they differ chemically from the estrogenic substances produced internally by the endocrine system of any organism. Natural xenoestrogens include phytoestrogens which are plant-derived xenoestrogens. Because the primary route of exposure to these compounds is by consumption of phytoestrogenic plants, they are sometimes called "dietary estrogens". Mycoestrogens, estrogenic substances from fungi, are another type of xenoestrogen that are also considered mycotoxins.

Xenoestrogens are clinically significant because they can mimic the effects of endogenous estrogen and thus have been implicated in precocious puberty and other disorders of the reproductive system.[1][2]

Xenoestrogens include pharmacological estrogens (estrogenic action is an intended effect, as in the drug ethinylestradiol used in contraceptive pill), but other chemicals may also have estrogenic effects. Xenoestrogens have been introduced into the environment by industrial, agricultural and chemical companies and consumers only in the last 70 years or so, but archiestrogens have been a ubiquitous part of the environment even before the existence of the human race given that some plants (like the cereals and the legumes) are using estrogenic substances possibly as part of their natural defence against herbivore animals by controlling their fertility.[3][4]

The potential ecological and human health impact of xenoestrogens is of growing concern.[5] The word xenoestrogen is derived from the Greek words (xeno, meaning foreign), (estrus, meaning sexual desire) and (gene, meaning "to generate") and literally means "foreign estrogen". Xenoestrogens are also called "environmental hormones" or "EDC" (Endocrine Disrupting Compounds). Most scientists that study xenoestrogens, including The Endocrine Society, regard them as serious environmental hazards that have hormone disruptive effects on both wildlife and humans.[6][7][8][9][10]

Mechanism of action
Effects
Common environmental estrogens
Atrazine

Atrazine is widely used as an herbicide to control broad-leaf weed species that grow in crops such as corn, sugarcane, hay and winter wheat. Atrazine is also applied to Christmas trees, residential lawns, golf courses, and other recreational areas. Atrazine is the second largest selling pesticide in the world and estimated to be the most heavily used herbicide in the United States.[12]

BPA
BPA (Bisphenol A) is the monomer used to manufacture polycarbonate plastic and epoxy resins used as a lining in most food and beverage cans. BPA global capacity is in excess of 6.4 billion pounds (2.9 x 109 kg) per year and thus is one of the highest-volume chemicals produced worldwide.[70] The ester bonds in the BPA-based polycarbonates could be subject to hydrolysis and leaching of BPA. But in the case of epoxypolymers formed from bisphenol A, it is not possible to release bisphenol A by such a reaction. It is also noteworthy that, of the bisphenols, bisphenol A is a weak xenoestrogen. Other compounds, such as bisphenol Z, have been shown to have stronger estrogenic effects in rats.[71]

It has been suggested that biphenol A and other xenoestrogens might cause disease to humans[62] and animals.[68] One review suggests that bisphenol A exposure as a result of feasible scenarios could cause disease in humans.[70]

Bisphenol S (BPS), an analog of BPA, has also been shown to alter estrogenic activity.[72][73]One study demonstrated that when cultured rat pituitary cells were exposed to low levels of BPS, it altered the estrogen-estradiol signaling pathway and led to the inappropriate release of prolactin.[73]

DDT
DDT (Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane) was widely used in pesticides for agriculture until it was banned in 1972 in the United States due to its hazardous effects on the environment. DDT continues to be used in many parts of the world for agricultural use, insect control and to fight the spread of malaria. DDT and its metabolites DDE and DDD are persistent in the environment and accumulate in fatty tissues.[12][15][56][68]

Dioxin
Dioxin, a group of highly toxic chemicals are released during combustion processes, pesticide manufacturing and chlorine bleaching of wood pulp. Dioxin is discharged into waterways from pulp and paper mills. Consumption of animals fats is thought to be the primary pathway for human exposure.[12][15][50]

Endosulfan
Endosulfan is an insecticide used on numerous vegetables, fruits, cereal grains and trees. Endosulfan can be produced as a liquid concentrate, wettable powder or smoke tablet. Human exposure occurs through food consumption or ground and surface water contamination.[12][74]

PBB
PBB (Polybrominated biphenyls) are chemicals added to plastics used in computer monitors, televisions, textiles and plastics foams to make them more difficult to burn. Manufacturing of PBBs in the United States stopped in 1976, however because they do not degrade easily PBBs continue to be found in soil, water and air.[12][18][68]

PCBs
PCBs (Polychlorinated biphenyls) are man made organic chemicals known as chlorinated hydrocarbons. PCBs were manufactured primarily for use as insulating fluids and coolants given their chemical stability, low flammability and electrical insulating properties. PCBs were banned in 1979 but like DDT continue to persist in the environment.[12][15][56]

Phthalates
Phthalates are plasticizers providing durability and flexibility to plastics such as polyvinyl chloride. High molecular weight phthalates are used in flooring, wall coverings and medical device such as intravenous bags and tubing. Low molecular weight phthalates are found in perfumes, lotions, cosmetics, varnishes, lacquers and coatings including timed releases in pharmaceuticals.[12][68][75]

Zeranol
Zeranol is currently used as an anabolic growth promoter for livestock in the US[76] and Canada.[77] It has since been banned in the EUsince 1985,[78] but is still present as a contaminant in food through meat products that were exposed to it.[12]

Miscellaneous
alkylphenols (intermediate chemicals used in the manufacture of other chemicals)
4-Methylbenzylidene camphor (4-MBC) (sunscreen lotions)
bisphenol S, BPS (an analog of BPA)
butylated hydroxyanisole, BHA (food preservative)
dichlorodiphenyldichloroethylene (one of the breakdown products of DDT)
dieldrin (banned insecticide)
DDT (banned insecticide)
endosulfan (widely banned insecticide)
erythrosine, FD&C Red No. 3 (E127)
ethinylestradiol (combined oral contraceptive pill) (released into the environment as a xenoestrogen)[79]
heptachlor (restricted insecticide)
lindane, hexachlorocyclohexane (restricted insecticide)
metalloestrogens (a class of inorganic xenoestrogens)
methoxychlor (banned insecticide)
nonylphenol and derivatives (industrial surfactants; emulsifiers for emulsion polymerization; laboratory detergents; pesticides)
pentachlorophenol (restricted general biocide and wood preservative)
polychlorinated biphenyls, PCBs (banned; formerly used in electrical oils, lubricants, adhesives, paints)
parabens (lotions)
phthalates (plasticizers)
DEHP (plasticizer for PVC)
Propyl gallate (used to protect oils and fats in products from carbonization)
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chemicals that can interfere with endocrine (or hormone) systems at certain doses
E-SCREEN
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EXERCISE

Exercise such as I do 4 cycle rides / week Mon Fri and 5 Puppy stroll no puppy Mon Fri plus 40 lengths swim and do a Mountain to Beach Sat or Sun and on days off

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101st ISSUE PUBLIC HEALTH ISSUES - EASTER 2021 Edition - HYDRATION PILLOWS PROSTATE and EXERCISE

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