PUNCH Magazine weekly

Buy a NOISY coffee for Mike Jessop

QLD State Elections March 2024 Referendum X-Tweets to 2nd January 2024

QLD State Elections March 2024 X-Tweets to 2nd January 2024 - TAKE II

PUNCH Magazine weekly The Official Weekly humourous and satirical publication of MIKE JESSOP
Subscribe today please

Punch Magazine Weekly Independent WHIG PARTY Candidate - MIKE JESSOP

Click for PUNCH Magazine weekly The Official Weekly humourous and satirical publication of MIKE JESSOP

QLD State Elections March 2024 Referendum X-Tweets to 2nd January 2024.htm

QLD State Elections March 2024 X-Tweets to 2nd January 2024 - TAKE II

Referendum X-Tweets to Guy Fawkes 5th November 2023

Fortnights X-Tweets September 2023

July August X-Twitter Tweets 2023

The Tweets So Far - June Junta 2023

The Tweets So Far - Merry Month of May Mayhem 2023

Don't be an April Fool and miss out 2023 - The Tweets So Far April 2023

Tweets so far 10th March to 27th March 2023

TIP when you order your bottle of rum ( to support Pauline Hanson's One Nation PLEASE EXPLAIN official satirical video cartoon series) when you come in via the Please Explain facebook link using your smartphone surprise surprise the link plays up and you you can't order anything

The mid week in Tweets
A compilation and summary of less formal WHIG PARTY Posts you may have missed 1 February 2023 - 2 February 2023

The weekend in Tweets
A compilation and summary of less formal WHIG PARTY Posts you may have missed 28th - 30th January 2023

The week in Tweets
A compilation and summary of less formal WHIG PARTY Posts you may have missed 20 - 27 January 2023

The fortnight in Tweets until 20th January 2023
A compilation and summary of less formal WHIG PARTY Posts you may have missed

Punch Magazine Issue 119 Friday 16th December 2022 FACEYBOOK TWITTERY and More UPDATES

The year in tweets

Great Uncle Serjeant George Austen Burt 1890 - 1915

Years of Pre-Tweets

GGST what we need is a summary

FACEYBOOK containing some if not all of the facebook posts ( and tweets ) deleted censored or otherwise algorhythmed out by facebook and twitter!?

Punch Magazine Issue 118 Monday 10th October 2022 35% unemployed not 3.5% of the workforce Part 2 Regarding the solution to 7.3 million scrounger albanese unemployed and workers for work for the Dole ( 1.8 million unemployed + 5.5 million who don't want to have to work - aweful lot of people advice to the government -

Any and every government dole pensioner recipient should have to work 5 hours per week for any and every ABN ACN holder if at all possible

Punch Magazine Issue 117 Friday September 2022 The Story of Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody 1.8 million unemployed + 5.5 million who don't want to have to work ( off games) - aweful lot of people That's 35% unemployment not 3.5% what are these guys on - drugs!? Albanese being the prime candidate no wonder he wants to legalise cannabis

Punch Magazine Issue 116 Friday August19 2022 THERE IS TOO MUCH BUREAUCRACY AND TAXATION HERE IN AUSTRALIA

Punch Magazine Issue 115 Saturday May 28 2022 115th ISSUE Including: FaceyBook #c Carry on regardless WHIG PARTY HACKS #18 Dropped your smartphone down the toilet!?
And WHIG PARTY HACKS #19 Oranges as with every item to be blended suspend in water equal part

Punch Magazine Issue 114 Saturday May 14 2022 114th ISSUE Including WHIG PARTY HACKS #17 How not to trash your mobile phone ( or any other electronic device) if you drop it in water

Punch Magazine Issue 113 Tuesday April 12 2022 113th ISSUE Including WHIG PARTY HACKS #16 or How to abolish Income Tax and GST( and replace with GGST) and have $300 Billion extra mostly from people who don't pay any tax at all

Punch Magazine Issue 112 1st April 2022 112th ISSUE Reply to the March 2022 Budget and the Labour reply Including WHIG PARTY HACKS #15 How to obviate the need for Air Conditioning using Attic fans

Punch Magazine Issue 111 4th February 2022 111th ISSUE We should sue china for damages seize and sell their assets for waging biological warfare by spreading this virus via middle east air flights as revealed by the BBC and try the case in their absence PLUS WHIG PARTY HACKS #14 How to reduce your Electric bill

Punch Magazine Issue 110 3rd December 2021 110th ISSUE I want to do something about the 100's of hours every individual and business has to do each year ( three weeks per year) just reporting taxation when GST and Income Tax could be replaced by a single gifts goods and services tax ( GGST) collected automatically through the banks Plus
WHIG PARTY HACKS #13 or How to reduce your Water bill

Punch Magazine Issue 109 20 October 2021 109th ISSUE The Polar Reversal and Cataclysmic Flood 2046 AD Plus WHIG PARTY HACKS #8

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine Issue 108 15 September 2021 108th ISSUE If the complete dereliction and destruction of all industry agriculture and mining worth speaking of with its headquarters in Australia isn't the result of such as the LNP ALP and Green's continuing neglect - I'd like to know what is PLUS WHIG PARTY HACKS #17

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine Issue 107 23 August 2021 107th ISSUE Below shows you how to do a sample CSV spreadsheet and how I have arrived at these $1,661 per month Government Charges AKA ( alternatively known as) State Federal and Local TAXES - all got to be paid ( this excludes personal and private domestic rates and other taxes eg current GST 10% and Stamp Duty on just about everything) all out of your taxed income which you will know about - no wonder why we're broke half the time!? PLUS WHIG PARTY HACKS

Punch Magazine Issue 106 14 July 2021 106th ISSUE WHIG PARTY HACKS #9 #10 #11

Punch Magazine Issue 105 9 July 2021 105th ISSUE Pillows are a public health issue and a significant factor in the recurrence and transmission of pulmonary ( lung) diseases PLUS WHIG PARTY HACKS #4 #5 #6 #7

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine Issue 104 5th June 2021 104th ISSUE An extra 10 metres to cellphone antenna mast to effectively double the speed and range through altitude due to reduced atmospheric pressure and rise above obstruction to transmission and reception PLUS WHIG PARTY HACKS #1 #2 #3

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine Issue 103 30th April 2021 103rd ISSUE Lest we forget the Polar Reversal and Cataclysmic Flood 2046 AD Lest we forget the Polar Reversal and Cataclysmic Flood 2046 AD Video on seafloor spreading. and Dating short-term magnetic reversals using Seafloor Spreading Proof the Earth's Magnetic Field Reverses in a Lot Shorter time than what is taught in school. More Proof of the Clock Cycle Running Through Time.

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine Issue 102 23rd April 2021 102nd ISSUE I thought I would share with you what I do for diet

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 101A 5th April 2021 101st (A) ISSUE There follows a treatise on the Prostate gland Ejaculatory duct Vas deferens Seminal vesicle and how The prostatic urethra is a conduit for semen and prevents retrograde ejaculation (ie, ejaculation resulting in semen being forced backwards into the bladder) by closing off the bladder neck during sexual climax.

Punch Magazine Issue 101 Issue 5th April 2021 HYDRATION PILLOWS PROSTATE and EXERCISE - I thought I would share with you HOW TO DO IT Introduced using an M Devices Sterile 1ml (1cc) Luer Slip Syringe ( without needle) Ref: IV180001 and some of the research I have done to date regarding the prostate

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine Issue 100 25th March 2021 Homosexuality is an existential threat rejoiced by the feminist woke cancel cultures and the primary tool used by such as penny wong ( before or after her sex change) and sleeping partner of the chinese communist party to undermine Western culture and democracy completely along with the biological warfare waged by the CCP - the trap is set

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine Issue 99 18th March 2021 As the tax payer funded propaganda by the LNP starts ramping up prior to the next 2021 / 22 federal election

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 98 5th March 2021 Who in their right mind would want to operate a business here in Australia

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 97 20th December 2020 On behalf of all here at The WHIG PARTY I would like to wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 96 6th December 2020 The first priority of new Labour government: launch inquiry into why they haven't got any friends on facebook

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 95 20th November 2020 Response from ECQ to my letter of 4th November 2020 and further letter 20th November 2020 to Pat Vidgen Electoral Commissioner Queensland

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 94A 6th November 2020 Letter 4 Nov 2020 to Pat Vidgen Electoral Commissioner Queensland

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 94 6th November 2020 The next Polar reversal - Department of mass panic and hysteria I

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 93 30th October 2020 The next Polar reversal - Department of mass panic and hysteria

RESPONSE FROM Diehold Foundation Douglas Vogt Cause of Polar Reversal

Diehold Foundation Douglas Vogt Cause of Polar Reversal

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 92 27th October 2020

The next Polar reversal - Department of mass panic and hysteria

RESPONSE FROM Diehold Foundation Douglas Vogt Cause of Polar Reversal

Diehold Foundation Douglas Vogt Cause of Polar Reversal

Free Will HOW TO VOTE MIKE JESSOP Independent CALOUNDRA QLD 17th October 2020 Please Vote MIKE JESSOP
You will not be disappointed
Together we will change the course of history
WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 92 27th October 2020 The next Polar reversal - Department of mass panic and hysteria

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 91 27th October 2020 Have you seen this This is just what it could be used for Targeting of high value civil and military personnel eg Brigadiers Generals SES Local Council State and Federal elected representatives - not just defence and other high value personnel at their addresses in QLD using killer drones

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 90 22nd October 2020 International Stammering Awareness Day 22nd October 2020

WHIG PARTY Punch Magazine issue 89 19th October 2020 Key policies I propose

Punch Magazine Issue 88 17th October 2020 Eradication of homelessness

Punch Magazine Issue 87 2nd October 2020 Eradication of homelessness

Punch Magazine Issue 86 2nd October 2020 Resume Mike Jessop

Punch Magazine Issue 85 CALOUNDRA Chamber of Commerce Meet the Candidates Forum 17th September 2020 5:30PM - 7:00PM

Punch Magazine Issue 84 MIKE JESSOP Independent Personal Background

Punch Magazine Issue 83 9th September 2020 WHIG PARTY of Australia news

Punch Magazine Issue 82 Independent Whig manifesto state election 31 Oct 2020

Punch Magazine Issue 81 When the anglican clergy of Buderim and government policy and the devil succumbs our offspring to gay marriage

Punch Magazine Issue 80 Recent changes to funding mean that electoral funding of political parties is heavily biased

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 79 Copy of Response to Correspondence of 19 June 2020 from ECQ appearing in Issue 79

Punch Magazine issue 78 Now that the chinese have hacked all the government Coronavirus COVID19 not so smart app - how much more brain dead can our government be in not even having the balls to name the true culprits - much better to stop supplying the chinese with coal and iron ore to build the ships and equipment to come and invade us

Copy of email to: Pat Vidgen Electoral Commissioner of Queensland

Punch Magazine Issue 76 I mush your newspaper in my driveway

Punch Magazine Issue 75 $400 Billion to cure a flu epidemic / Health education Hygiene Education / upgrade to proper hospital equipment

Punch Magazine Issue 74 On top of causing $8,000 debt per constitiuent over the last eight years ( $1,000 pa) I predict this will rise to $12,000 based on past preformance

Punch Magazine Issue 73 Come July the debt will be $8,000 ( not $4,000) per constituent on the Sunshine Coast incurred by the existing incumbents to be paid back - unless you vote for Mike Jessop

Punch Magazine Issue 72 There follows an ( automatic digital draft ) transcription of Sunshine Coast Daily Election Forum Chaired by Editor Nadja Fleet Monday 16th March 2020 The quality of the recording however means this automatic digital draft transcription may need some work

Punch Magazine Issue 71 Proof if proof were needed regarding number of manufacturing jobs created compared to public administration jobs in the last 10 years The bottom figures 'Transport Postal and Warehousing' refers to jobs created Mail Order from China

PUNCH MAGAZINE Issue 70 Division 1, 2, 3 council candidate debate Sunshine Coast Council QLD

PUNCH MAGAZINE Issue 69 Meet your Division 3 Candidate for the Sunshine Coast Council QLD

Punch Magazine Issue 68 Summary of what I Mike Jessop SCRC QLD Division 3 will do if and when elected

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 67 Precis transcript of ABC radio interview that I Mike Jessop SCRC QLD Division 3 spoke of

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 66 There follows a transcript of ABC radio interview With the full gamut of State government and federal government finger pointing I give you the full unredacted transcription - enjoy

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 65 I forgot to mention what could happen unless we come down hard on the human living statues in the district!? https://youtu.be/HtkIgG8XTC4
this is what could happen unless we come down hard on the living statues in the district!?

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 64 There isn't a cost accountant alive who would disagree that the current system of taxation is completely inefficient

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 63 The homeless Record low interest rates and Tiananmen Square

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 62 Suggested Prenup agreement implied by law in Family law reform 20 September 2019

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 61 Family law reform Pauline Hanson 20 September 2019

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 60 Secret recordings

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 59 We still trade with 'communist' china while millions are imprisoned or executed and 100s of thousands have their organs fatally 'harvested'

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 58 The attitude of people to Climate change is an indicator of the state of the nation's mental health

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 57 As the only candidate there to congratulate the successful candidates for FAIRFAX and FISHER apart from the self congratulating LNP

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 56 Like everything I keep an open mind on things but I hold an opinion

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 55 Hey all - those of us not suffering from post election burnout what a great result!!!!!!!

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 54 The Show So Far

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 53 Questions from the floor

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 52 Who I am, where I've come from and what I stand for

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 51 It is with sincerest regret to hear of the CHRISTCHURCH shootings - in no way does the author condone this action and unreservedly condemns this behaviour

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 50 Authorised by MIKE JESSOP Independent WHIG PARTY Candidate in the Federal seat of FISHER QLD here on the Sunny Sunshine Coast

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 49 Actual Federal Election Manifesto 2019 ( no smoke and mirrors) It goes without saying $200 billion extra funding with $200 billion extra taxation with no way of saying how this is to occur old labour at its financially autistic best - this is old labour consigned to the electoral scrap heap hopefully

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 48 Well it's out now Josh "Smoke and Mirrors" Friedenburg's election budget

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 47 ONWARDS AND UPWARDS

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 46 Extract from Issue 9 PUNCH MAGAZINE 3rd December 2015: THE FRUITS OF THE SPIRIT

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 45 Well here it is - the Backstory on Mike Jessop
Some early videos of me in my mother's womb on Manly Beach
Harry my Grandad who was really my step Dad who fought at Gallipoli
And the latest Close Encounter article from Island and Surrounds by Damien Brown - Enjoy

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 44 Although not entirely in keeping with the fruits of the spirit the Clive Palmer's UAP app does serve to illustrate metaphorically the outcome of debate and argument against our inexperienced tax and wealth generator government worker professional politician conceptually Up to 17 biscuits in City of Townsville theatre Humble meme merchant emu war games!?

PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 43 Identified target tracking Payroll with costs and taxes apart from wages and salaries deductions
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 42 1. Paluscez and Sharia law 2. Health issues - Paluscez doesn't have any of these nor can she ever!? But May God forgive her were she to resile and recuse from supporting Sharia law, abortion, and euthanasia
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 41 You may have received an email from the Australian Tax Office proposing to charge ABN holders for yet another renewal fee to renew your ABN
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 40 It's that time of year again - yes it's tax time
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 39 The e-tax or GGST is the only answer ( goodbye to greater than $5 notes!?) everyone pays except the poor who don't have any money
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 38 Yes the Inaugural WHIG PARTY meeting is about to take place
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 37 Quarantined earnings for government workers can only be used to buy Australian gifts goods and services Yes THEIR private earnings
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 36 MIKE JESSOP INDEPENDENT WHIG PARTY KAWANA will change the course of history
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 35 MIKE JESSOP INDEPENDENT WHIG PARTY KAWANA will change the course of history
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 34 MIKE JESSOP INDEPENDENT WHIG PARTY KAWANA will change the course of history
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 33 No-one else is responsible for the electricity price increases other than the Labour Government ( and the LNP to allow this to happen) to raise $1.5 Billion in state revenue
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 32 criminal prosecutions for the murder of 67 Brits and 10 Australians ( and around 3,000 other people) during the destruction of the twin towers and building known as the WTC - 7 including 343 firefighters and 71 law enforcement officers who died on the 11th November 2001 at the World Trade Centre aka 9/11
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 31 The feminist / gay backlash
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 30 The argument so far on same sex marriage it seems to me is only half the story
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 29 The Liberals and Labour dismiss the promotion of homosexuality as a matter of protecting religious freedoms and that religious freedom will be guaranteed - that's why you risk a $12,000 fine to even talk about same sex marriage at this time - a taste of things to come!? I rest my case Vote NO while you can
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 28 Who is with me. I am categorically against something that is so contrary to the gospel and God's creation such as so called gay marriage being passed into law
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 27 Back to school on this one - here it is the nine point balls of steel Emergency Powers to curb our peace loving Islamic brethren Just like we did the Germans and Japanese who we also shot as spies during WWII
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 26 Like every other rule and regulation it's different for every State and Federal election even the Senate and House of Representatives
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 25 Re-introduce teaching of Christianity in our schools in the form of an HTB Alpha Course in schools
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 24 The Corflutes are down and the election is over
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 23 You are Invited to Sunshine FM Meet the Candidate Forum
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 22 Student HECS and Age of majority voting rights
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 21 The Golden Beach Progress Association Meet the Fisher Candidates on Thursday 16 June at 7pm in Golden Beach
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 20 Invitation Meet the candidates Maleny Commerce
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 19 Forced or ransomed Vaccinations
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 18 Euthanasia and Penalty rates
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 17 Treatment of ABN holders by state local and fed government is more akin to emotional abuse
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 16 Thank you to everyone who endorsed and nominated MIKE JESSOP Independent
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 15 What we need is a less bread and more taxes!?
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 14 A Hamstrung Economy
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 13 Jobseekers Hour of Power
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 12 Abolish Family Court of Australia
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 11 The GGST VII
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 10 The GGST VI
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 9 GST V + The Fruits of the spirit
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 8 The GGST IV
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 7 The GGST III
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 6 The GGST II
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 5 The GGST I
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 4 Taxation without Representation II
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 3A Election Special 6 Kilo Watts of Free Solar Power
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 3 Foreign Policy
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 2 Taxation without Representation I
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 1 Ex MPs Salaries Superannuation
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue 0 Carbon Tax ETC CTS
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue -1 PROPOSED MARINE PARK CLOSURES
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue -2 If you kill the cow you milk
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue -3 A Worrying Feature of our Time
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue -4 Carbon Trading Scheme
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue -5 A level playing field indeed
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue -6 Global warming
PUNCH Magazine weekly Issue -7 State Election Manifesto

Copyright ©2024, MIKE JESSOP Independent WHIG PARTY . All rights reserved.

Tel: 07 5499 6937
Ph: 0416 293 686
Contact Mike

* Conditions apply
Contact Sales

Click here to go to the home pageor press the back button on your browser S7301543 Independent WHIG PARTY Candidate - MIKE JESSOP