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Issue 27

PUNCH Magazine
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Issue 27

PUNCH Magazine weekly

PUNCH Magazine weekly 14 June 2017

Back to school on this one - here it is the nine point balls of steel Emergency Powers to curb our peace loving Islamic brethren Just like we did the Germans and Japanese who we also shot as spies during WWII


  1. Exclusion and expulsion with death penalty for killing or plotting to kill more than one person in a terrorist act
  2. Choice of hanging firing squad or guillotine choice of body disposal gibbet / burial with pigs determined by trial judge / executing authority / jurisdiction
  3. Exploitation of mentally ill to commit terrorist acts not to be a mitigating factor ie suicide bombers - no exception to death penalty age or mental state
  4. Re-introduction of teaching of Christianity and of our religious heritage culture and tradition in our schools properly funded to re-establish how we can be such a peaceful country until attacked
  5. Abolition of teaching of islam at public expense in schools and closure if found to incite terrorist acts to kill more than one person Closure of all mosques and other religious institutions similarly found to incite terrorist act to kill more than one person
  6. Expulsion and dispossession of all persons found to commit or plot to commit a terrorist act to kill one person say 11,4712 day via Sydney airport Persons found guilty of killing or plotting to kill one person Immediate expulsion and if previously found guilty or convicted of committing or plotting to commit a terrorist act to kill one person
  7. Expulsion to ethnic or religious country of origin
  8. Exclusion of all persons from countries deemed to have a predominance or history of committing or plotting to commit terrorist acts until such oppressive regimes are deemed to have resiled from religiously inspired terrorism and who will implement constitutional reform that reflects democracy and the separation of powers to include religion from the government judiciary and executive
  9. Exclusion of immigration or travel from such countries to include Turkey Iran Egypt Libya Pakistan Syria Lebanon saudi Arabia Yemen or other countries including where the country of origin ie birth residence or domicile until such countries have confirmed separation of powers to include religion from the government judiciary and executive


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