PUNCH Magazine weekly

Issue 54

PUNCH Magazine
The Official Weekly humourous and satirical publication of MIKE JESSOP Candidate for FISHER QLD

The Show So Far

Q. What is it about you, what you offer and what you stand for, that makes you the best choice for locals living in the hinterland?

A. There is no secret to success it is hard work and determination and I know this secret is shared by every successful business, farm, sole trader, partnership and company here on the Sunshine Coast and in the Hinterland MIKE JESSOP's Priorities for the coast are

1. Tackle homelessness ( 1,600 sleeping rough or in their cars every night on the Sunshine coast, ) Cure Homelessness on the Sunshine Coast allowing a certain proportion of planning permission zones mandated to include this type of accommodation indeed for business purposes so that there is a proportion of accommodation for businesses to operate as well

2. Tackle 20-50% youth unemployment by GGST tax reform and removal all employment taxes

3. Tackle Youth suicide nationally there are 240 attempted suicides a day 6 are successful please see one and two above

Democracy is the price of freedom and Electoral and constitutional reform are key to this election Electronic voting and genuine tax reform in the form of the GGST 0.5% CR DR TAX Mike Jessop will abolish both the GST and INCOME TAX and so remove the handbrake on the economy meaning NO paperwork to replace most if not all other forms of tax - which everyone pays and may well even turn Australia into a tax haven itself

In August 2018 the ATO announced they were bringing in an annual charge for holding an ABN - a tax on being a tax-payer!? For me this has been the last straw ENOUGH IS ENOUGH All the other parties are a policy free zone see my old independent www.whigparty.com.au website for details

Parliament is dissolved All you've got to do is vote
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The other parties are a policy free zone running an entirely negative campaign by holding the balance of power to introduce these vital measures

VOTE MIKE JESSOP on or before Saturday 18th May 2019 After which you risk another LNP or Labour government Take it while it's in offer You will not be disappointed

MIKE JESSOP is the only candidate with policies to maximise each and every opportunity available to us and is the ONLY candidate worth voting for at this election by a country mile - Vote Mike Jessop Candidate for FISHER - you will not be disappointed

May God bless you
Together we will change the course of history
Q. The views and policies of certain parties have been categorised as being on the very far right of the political spectrum. How can local voters take seriously that such parties can bring together all sides of society rather than being a divisive and alienating force in the community.

I welcome and thank you for this extremely important and relevant question

The matter of focusing in on divisive issues is a smokescreen by the opposition which has taken and used completely innocuous events and remarks to instigate dirty tricks against candidates who have been contesting successfully for parliament!? However we have a free press and All publicity is good publicity

The LNP and Labour have presided over a complete disaster for the last 11 years that they blame everyone except themselves for and the clueless Greens and others who are a policy free zone

The West has been at war with one Arab country or another for the last 29 ( twenty nine) years and we will not shy away from issues that threaten our security, indeed the very existence of Western civilisation and culture itself which so characterises this 45th parliament, such as the tacit approval of murder rape torture stoning beheading crucifixion hanging shooting decapitation amputation gouging genital mutilation that occurs on a daily basis in these countries

Being a peacemaker means standing up to these barbaric practices wherever they may occur including Korea China and even Russia we should live in peace with our neighbours as far as possible but not at any price and certainly not to obfuscate game changing policies that are being completely ignored which can be implemented at minimal cost and will put money back in the pockets of the taxpayer straight away it's called the GGST Gifts Goods and Services Tax ( http://www.whigparty.com.au/whig%20party%20of%20australia%20news.htm) and can be implemented within months to replace both Income Tax and the current GST and reduce the cost of living at the same time

My candidacy is ONLY one with policies to maximise each and every opportunity available to us and I am the ONLY candidate worth voting for at this election by a country mile - Vote Mike Jessop Candidate for FISHER - you will not be disappointed

Authorised by MIKE JESSOP Candidate in the Federal seat of FISHER QLD here on the Sunny Sunshine Coast Vote for MIKE JESSOP on Saturday 18th May 2019
Together we will change the course of history

May God bless you

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