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FACEYBOOK Page and TWITTERY of MIKE JESSOP Independent WHIG PARTY Candidate for FISHER QLD

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1. FaceyBook #i

   Pauline Hanson's elaboration that the so called 'industrial relations' big push from the unions is to get back the money they invested in the labour party.

   Just to elaborate further what this is all about - a fortnightly payment eg PAYMENT TO UWU FEES UWDUES91420160XXXX -$26.50 Effective date 15 September 2022 Appearing on your bank statement fortnightly

   These funds are used primarily to pay for union official expense account lunches and of course eg such as socialist scrounger albanese and communist dictator anastazi paluscez main source of illegal collection of party donations - to the labour party in QLD making private donations from such as property development project management companies a criminal offence!? This is big business to both the unions and the labour party at $689 per person seeking to boost their donations

   That's all this is about

   A fortnightly payment

   Usually sold fraudulently as life insurance - that's $689 per annum per person

   "How much is membership? Union membership fees change slightly based on where you work and what you're paid most membership fees are $13.25 a week."

   This is a big push by the unions to get back the money they invested in the labour party. And that's what this is all about this is a smokescreen and all about the unions who want increased numbers in their membership. So if the unions can garnish say 25% of the workforce ie 700,000 * 689 = $482,300,00

   That's serious money to fund the labour party and the unions that's what this is all about

   NO MORE

   Vote against this bill please

   Now he's trying the old trick of attrition - boring people to death by prolonging proceedings until they give up - never mind disallowing staffers for independent MPs to complete staff work on each piece of legislation He was not elected to ram through this kind of legislation other than by the stranglehold held by the unions on labour!?

   To stop socialist scrounger albanese from doing his best to close down as many business owners as he can that pay his salary

   Keep up the good work

   I really want to encourage support and guide our Independents and cross benchers through this to vote against it

   Regards
   Mike Jessop
   Independent
   WHIG PARTY
   Give me a call
   

   WHIG

2. FaceyBook #h

   Regarding the solution to 7.3 million scrounger albanese unemployed and workers for work for the Dole ( 1.8 million unemployed + 5.5 million who don't want to have to work - aweful lot of people - that's 35% of the workforce not 3.5% ie. of the potential workforce off games) - advice to the government - keep taking the pills!?
   Any and every government dole pensioner recipient should have to work 5 hours per week for any and every ABN ACN holder if at all possible
   This will be an ideal re-introduction to the workforce and a potential employer - and if 7.3 million can't be bothered to give something back in return for their free health care child benefit free education rent assistance and even old age pension etc but if a Business Owner requires cleaning labouring fruit picking or any other task this will help businesses out no end
   

   WHIG

3. FaceyBook #g

   WHIG Party Hacks #24

   Can't afford a new GoPro headcam turn your smartphone into a GoPro headcam camera using a head torch headband and selfie stick attachment eg ebay.com.au/itm/363811313729 and for $4 you can go pro anywhere

   You heard it first on Whig party hacks #24

   www.WHIGParty.com.au

4. FaceyBook #f

   Whig party hacks #23

   Cam Corder Ocene faceybook Patong Beach Thailand photo The beginning of the CamCorderOcene https://youtu.be/9FLpTQ4hNAY This was the place

   WHIG

5. FaceyBook #e

   Whig party hacks #22

   Birds and bats eating all your mango buds never mind your mangos ( or any other fruits and nuts)

   Take one wine box cask liner and using a pair of scissors cut and fold it out into a rectangle

   Cut out a 2" / 50mm strip in spiral fashion around the whole sheet into a glittering snake that will freak out those dickies something chronic!? - remember they're not sharing anything with you

   Retain and don't cut out the round dispenser tap but use as the snake's head and use it as a retainer to hang over a twig or branch when you install it in and around your mango or other tree

   Show me a bird that will not try to avoid a 4 metre snake in your tree and I will show you a lie!?

   www.whigparty.com.au

   WHIG

6. FaceyBook #d

   Whig party hacks #21 ADSL / NBN too costly and useless!?

   Find an old spare burner smartphone ( preferably android) take out a $15 tablet sharer Sim card plan that shares your unlimited or high speed data ( eg Vodafone) and hoist it up the mast ( flagpole tv arial etc) or if good reception in your area just somewhere optimal inside your house set up a wifi HOTSPOT and away you go

   Just need USB power

   If in poor reception area use a compass and Aus Phone Towers to find out where your cellphone tower(s) are to optimally locate your burner phone around your house

   For power you can

   Use 12v / USB solar panel to power your brand new WiFi that everyone with a secure password can access

   Call your new WiFi VOTE MIKE JESSOP IND WHIG PARTY and do please VOTE MIKE JESSOP IND WHIG PARTY and you will not be disappointed!? www.whigparty.com.au

   WHIG

7. FaceyBook #f

   This was my favourite completed staff motivation card at IBM (UK) Ltd and relates to Federal State Local and in fact any other organisation and motivates my involvement in The WHIG PARTY

   The Story of Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody

   This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

   No one took responsibility so nothing got accomplished.

   Remind you of anything in politics!?

   This will occur anywhere there is a culture that lacks accountability.

   Whose Job Is It, Anyway?

   https://www.lollydaskal.com/leadership/story-everybody-somebody-anybody-nobody/

   Regarding education the following relates to what children should be learning at school
   1 Learn to pay Attention
   2 Listen to Instruction
   3 Obey Direction
   4 Accept Discipline
   5 Learn to work with people
   6 To finish the job ( aka completed staffwork)
   Courtesy The WHIG PARTY ( and IBM (UK) Ltd)
   REUTERS

   WHIG

8. FaceyBook #c

   Carry on regardless

   The words 'damn you Jessop' spring to mind for half the incumbents And 'Carry on regardless' for the rest of them

   Regarding so called teal ( I prefer red and yellow) I can't stand the waving arms like a weather forecaster each time the topic of climate change arises 'Fossil' fuels are stored solar energy - climate change is here to stay - government workers are too - we can influence the number of government workers - ice ages have come and gone that are nothing to do with human activity whatsoever - get over it!?

   Roll on the double dissolution - I'll give it six months

   WHIG

9. FaceyBook #b

   Questions in no particular order for the candidates ( at the next federal election) if elected 1 Will you be sanctioning china for aiding the russian war effort against Ukraine by buying their oil and gas 2 Given china's complete disregard for every rule of international commerce all of which they have broken will you be condoning to continue trading with china at all

10. FaceyBook #a

    We made it - despite the nomination PDF forms being unavailable on the AEC website for the first few days - we got all the names for nomination - 10 days is not really enough time to collect 126 signatures timed to curtail public opportunities to collect signatures eg rugby cricket church and sing a song ( choir) already constrained by Coronavirus COVID19

    This was yet another deliberate attempt by the present incumbents to curtail opportunities for Independent MP's to take part in the democratic process This only increases my determination in the face of political 'nobbling' which was reduced from 9 ( nine) police officers on our doorstep to 2 ( two) this time round courtesy of scott morrison and anastasi paluscez

    We succeeded nonetheless I was at the AEC in Maroochydore at 11:15am prior to the 12:00 noon deadline with all formalities complete but I have been recovering from a serious bladder infection and after five attempts to submit nominations I regret that I decided this was not the time to continue into a four week election campaign but sometimes you have to look after yourself I do these things for Christ alone and to bring healing to the political process

    Nothing has changed since the last federal election!!

    You need someone in parliament to introduce this kind of legislation for family law reform electoral reform and tax reform and I resolve to continue this campaign at the next election and in the meantime, because neither the lnp nor the alp are capable of listening to or acting upon these matters which is why we have to stand against them in the first place!?

    Thank you for your continuing support and guidance and please do lobby the other prospective candidates on tax reform electoral reform and family law reform such as is set out in PUNCH MAGAZINE on the www.whigparty.com.au website

    May God bless you

11. FaceyBook #Z

    Want to help out!?

    If you are registered to vote in the seat of FISHER Come on down to Currimundi Lakes entrance end of Watson Street this Thursday - today around 5:00pm (17:00) until 6:30pm and join me to have a beer and sign my nomination form - you must be over 18 and reside in my electorate please And again on Friday 4pm to 8pm around the same time to enjoy the Currimundi Twilight Zone markets and face stuff!? It's beer o'clock

    I need 126 signatures ( references) to complete nomination formalities for the seat of FISHER

    Don't let apathy rule

    This is how you can be part of genuine tax reform AND electoral reform You will not be disappointed Currimundi Twilight Market and KiteThrills Auction and BBQ and Bar

    KiteThrills Auction and BBQ and Bar 5-6:30pm Thursday 14Apr2022 and Currimundi Twilight Market 4-8pm Friday 15Apr2022

12. FaceyBook #A

    It's pathetic Saturday 21st May 2022 is the only difference - nothing's changed they're even trying the same methods of 'nobbling' INDEPENDENT Candidates

13. FaceyBook #B

    Look out for FaceyBook - a collection of posts made by me on Facebook MikeWhigparty - Copyright ( c) 2022 Mike Jessop Independent WHIG PARTY Watch this space Click on FACEYBOOK in the menu bar

14. FaceyBook #C

    WHIG PARTY HACKS #16 or How to abolish Income Tax and GST( and replace with GGST) and have $300 Billion extra mostly from people who don't pay any tax at all

15. FaceyBook #D

    VOTE 1 FOR MIKE JESSOP INDEPENDENT FISHER QLD

16. FaceyBook #E

    whigparty.com.au

17. FaceyBook #F

    Wouldn't be a subject of taxpayer funded lnp propaganda trying to 'nobble' people who actually know what they're doing - any one in favour of greens lnp or alp so called established parties has got rocks in his head They couldn't organise a crap on a sewage farm to save their lives!?

18. FaceyBook #G

    Tax reform is central to Mike Jessop's INDEPENDENT WHIG PARTY Policy

19. FaceyBook #H

    The lnp and Alp have seized upon the presence of some dodgy people in the crowd such as you might find at any footie or tennis match Because the conservative nationals were a victim of the tax payer funded propaganda by the lnp and Alp in opposition made up of ordinary business owners like myself and contributors to this economy with no evidence whatsoever before during or after the 2018 election of any of the allegations made

    I would suggest that anyone who challenges the so called two party system and experiences accusations of Neo Nazi, Third Reich, Fascist Racist confederate Ku Klux Klan that these are a complete invention - for which there is no evidence whatsoever and far from being simply fake news - such proponents and adversaries are more like pathological liars quite apart from being defamatory and slanderous

    for believing their own lies which is a prime symptom of being a pathological liar this condition may land themselves in court for defamation and slander costs and damages unless they can prove otherwise as a defence that they are pathological liars - and even if they aren't

    You're going to need someone in there driving this tax reform legislation through because the

    Vote for Andrew Wallace lnp you're voting for a dud who isn't even allowed to introduce legislation no matter what promises he may make in fact As speaker of the house he isn't even allowed to vote on such legislation based on his occupation as a lawyer

    With regard to his impartiality as speaker of the house as far as I am concerned

    this would seriously be in doubt

    based on my own experience with his testimony and advice regarding a police matter at the last election

    Along with Peter Dutton before that ( regarding a certain Lorraine bird) as an alternative

20. FaceyBook #I

    Firefighting lnp Alp not strategic planning

21. FaceyBook #J

    Stockings a bit tight!? Looks like they've been through the Australian education system

22. FaceyBook #K

    Budget reply What more can I say with 66 cents per litre government charges for every litre of petrol we buy the government's 20 cent reduction in petrol tax simply demonstrates it has no intention whatsoever of reducing any of the upwards of 40 taxes that businesses have to pay every month and has done absolutely nothing to reduce the amount of bureaucracy and taxation in the last 12 years introduced by labour previously and the lnp alone

    Furthermore during the last two years there should be a refund of any and every government charge that businesses have had to pay during this time to businesses affected by Coronavirus COVID19 of all government charges

    GST Johny Howard is responsible for wasting more time of business owners for tax reporting in the history of the world probably for all time

    PS It galls me that ministers can beavis and butthead their way through their parliamentary career and then retire on full salary with travel perks Kick 'em out on what the rest of the population has to retire on

23. FaceyBook #L

    Taste of their own medicine - now you know why they've been trying to influence western elections - all this time for about the last 100 years - russia and china - what's good for the goose is good for the gander

24. FaceyBook #M

    What a complete nutter - time to up the anti against china and russia - same bunch of fuckwits - not just complete trade sanctions these guys have only succeeded murdering their own people by the million and have never fought or won a war against the west or without the west

    Shame on anyone taking part in the olympics - like the nutcase ( Ras)putin We should begin sanctioning china like russia today dealing severely with every pathological lie to come out of she ging ping pongs mouth as though it was from the lips of the communist dictator - and be no illusion about the intentions of either communist dictator and start using the same tactics on them

25. FaceyBook #N

    What a complete nutter - time to up the anti against china and russia - same bunch of fuckwits - not just complete trade sanctions these guys have only succeeded murdering their own people by the million and have never fought or won a war against the west or without the west

    GST Johny responsible for wasting more time of business owners for tax reporting in the history of the world probably for all time

26. FaceyBook #O

    GST Johny responsible for wasting more time of business owners for tax reporting in the history of the world probably for all time

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